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Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 7:15:23 GMT -5

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Post by Markus on Sept 25, 2007 7:15:23 GMT -5

[Servers down... Erratic sleeping schedule... What? I'm bored! ]

So I met this Alliance chick, right? She was hawt as hell...

I mean, I don't care where she comes from! I just wanna get in it! You know what I'm talking about... Who wants to be alone... And when I finally do find someone... Just because she is Alliance does that mean we can't be together? That's some fucked up shit! My boys keep saying shit like... "Those Alliance chicks man... They gonna give you something one of these days... They got crabs and stuff man!"

So I say fuck it, right? What do I got to lose... One Blood Elf gets herpes from some Alliance girl and I am supposed to ban all Alliance honeys forever, f0ok that... Besides, I am pretty damn sure that BE has a Gnome fetish... Probably where he got that from... Anyways...

So here we are big chillin' in Shat. You know how we roll! Only the finest. Besides the traffic (lag), Shatt has some of the nicest Inns in the World!

So we finally get comfy, right? And suddenly she starts yelling Dad's here, Dad's here, Dad's here... I'm like WTF! Your Dad is here? At the Aldor Inn... Jeebus... Tell him to get his own room!Well... It turns out that Dadshere is actually the name of one of her ex boyfriends. Some Human she went to school with... She was real happy to see him...

So the Human is totally being a cockblock... SO. Fucking. Human. I mean... You will never see an Orc or a Tauren pull that, right? He finally packs up and heads up to do his dailies... So we are finally alone. A kiss here, nibble there and we are ready to get our groove on. Gonna body rock knock da boots! Oh. Yea. Ima get me some Alliance poum poum baby!

Little did I know... My boys were right... She had the worse case of crabs I ever did see...

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kut Guest	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 8:07:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kut on Sept 25, 2007 8:07:13 GMT -5 wow.... best story ever imo.

Markus Administrator Death Before Dishonor Posts: 15,504	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 8:12:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Markus on Sept 25, 2007 8:12:35 GMT -5 kut said: wow.... best story ever imo. Lol thanks if your not making fun of me >.> Bored and so awake... I hope no ladies get offended or anything...
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kut Guest	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 8:16:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kut on Sept 25, 2007 8:16:58 GMT -5 haha no i lold, if i was making fun of you, i would hope id be more creative than that haha.

Markus Administrator Death Before Dishonor Posts: 15,504	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 8:30:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Markus on Sept 25, 2007 8:30:18 GMT -5 kut said: haha no i lold, if i was making fun of you, i would hope id be more creative than that haha. Lol, thanks
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Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 8:42:49 GMT -5

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Bored and so awake... I hope no ladies get offended or anything...

Offended? hell noes, but I bet she got the crabbies from Dadshere, just sayin.......

Quit messin with them Allies!! You already know where to find the best!

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Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 8:48:06 GMT -5

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alatarial said:

Bored and so awake... I hope no ladies get offended or anything...

Offended? hell noes, but I bet she got the crabbies from Dadshere, just sayin.......

Quit messin with them Allies!! You already know where to find the best!

I just don't want to offend when I am trying to entertain/pass the time. I toned it down a lot too. I'm actually a lot more vulgar

And /comfort Dadshere... lol

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alanthiana Retired Orphan Gone, but not forgotten? Posts: 36	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:06:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alanthiana on Sept 25, 2007 9:06:48 GMT -5 LMAO....Markus... <3 Thank god I have a cubicle at work, and no one can see me laughing =p
	<3 EO

Markus Administrator Death Before Dishonor Posts: 15,504	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:09:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Markus on Sept 25, 2007 9:09:56 GMT -5 alanthiana said: LMAO....Markus... <3 Thank god I have a cubicle at work, and no one can see me laughing =p Yea. Cubicles ftw! Lol... Wouldnt want you to get fired or anything. Tell them you are reading a new romance novel
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Bedelia New Member plg%%Bedelia%% Posts: 163	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:27:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bedelia on Sept 25, 2007 9:27:35 GMT -5 Titan you always know how to spice up patch day! Thanks for the giggles Bedelia Filthy alliance hussy....you shoulda known bettah

Alatarial/Secrets Retired Orphan plg%%Cleric - AION%% Posts: 198	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:29:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alatarial/Secrets on Sept 25, 2007 9:29:24 GMT -5 Tell them you are reading a new romance novel no no no, Markus, you failed to mention the throbbing bits. Throbbing. You know. ...... Not romance without it!

Markus Administrator Death Before Dishonor Posts: 15,504	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:29:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Markus on Sept 25, 2007 9:29:41 GMT -5 bedelia said: Filthy alliance hussy....you shoulda known bettah Lmao...
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Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:30:32 GMT -5

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alatarial said:

Tell them you are reading a new romance novel

no no no, Markus, you failed to mention the throbbing bits.

Throbbing.

You know. ......

Not romance without it!

Don't forget pulsating. They can pulsate too.

Wait. We are talking about penises right?

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Alatarial/Secrets Retired Orphan plg%%Cleric - AION%% Posts: 198	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:35:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alatarial/Secrets on Sept 25, 2007 9:35:22 GMT -5 p3nis3s? see, this is a corporate keyboard, I can't even type the word p3ni3 on it, it will melt into a puddle of plastic and how would I explain that I ask you.......

kut Guest	Baby me so horny! Sept 25, 2007 9:40:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kut on Sept 25, 2007 9:40:16 GMT -5 alatarial said: p3nis3s? see, this is a corporate keyboard, I can't even type the word p3ni3 on it, it will melt into a puddle of plastic and how would I explain that I ask you....... hahahaha. i lold for real there.

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