Post by Beren on Dec 26, 2004 2:19:36 GMT -5
Ah, Christmas! It's the most wonderful time of the year! I was sitting in my mog house cozying up to my San'dorian Christmas tree when I realized that I shouldn't be sitting around by myself! I should be out in the town providing joy to all the children of Vana'diel!
Who better to ask for good advice but the Smilebringer himself! He did give me this hawt hat. So along with the rest of the free world, I sat to listen to his words of wisdom regarding bringing joy to little children. And you know what it was . . . presents! Well, shit. I can't afford presents for every freakin' child. Did you see how empty it was under my OWN tree. (Refer to above pic.)
Tree? That's it. I'll just swipe some candy canes off one of those outlandish trees and give it away as a gift. I'm a hero in Sandy, so know will care that the great Beren Claus is "borrowing" a couple of pieces of candy to give to innocent youths.
![]()
img153.exs.cx/img153/3555/berentreeback4zb.jpg[/IMG]
What a pretty tree! I love just standing here in awe of its splendor. I'm pretty tall, so I just need to reach up there through all these decorations and lights and grab a couple of candy canes. Glad I'm not a taru. ::Stretches on his tippy toes.::
OH fuck! My hand! Oh god its on fire! Wha . . . where . . . the moat! ::SPLASH!:: There goes my good outfit, damn it.
Well I got me some candy canes to pass out. I'll start with the little brat over there.
I don't have your damn fishing pole, kid. Look its a candy cane! I risked my right arm for this shit not to mention a rare/exclusive suit you son-of-a-bitch, so take it and like it. Merry fucking Christmas.
After my first child I decided I'll leave presents to Smilebringer. Bah humbug. The End.
Who better to ask for good advice but the Smilebringer himself! He did give me this hawt hat. So along with the rest of the free world, I sat to listen to his words of wisdom regarding bringing joy to little children. And you know what it was . . . presents! Well, shit. I can't afford presents for every freakin' child. Did you see how empty it was under my OWN tree. (Refer to above pic.)
Tree? That's it. I'll just swipe some candy canes off one of those outlandish trees and give it away as a gift. I'm a hero in Sandy, so know will care that the great Beren Claus is "borrowing" a couple of pieces of candy to give to innocent youths.
img153.exs.cx/img153/3555/berentreeback4zb.jpg[/IMG]
What a pretty tree! I love just standing here in awe of its splendor. I'm pretty tall, so I just need to reach up there through all these decorations and lights and grab a couple of candy canes. Glad I'm not a taru. ::Stretches on his tippy toes.::
OH fuck! My hand! Oh god its on fire! Wha . . . where . . . the moat! ::SPLASH!:: There goes my good outfit, damn it.
Well I got me some candy canes to pass out. I'll start with the little brat over there.
I don't have your damn fishing pole, kid. Look its a candy cane! I risked my right arm for this shit not to mention a rare/exclusive suit you son-of-a-bitch, so take it and like it. Merry fucking Christmas.
After my first child I decided I'll leave presents to Smilebringer. Bah humbug. The End.
