Aerya's Secret

[Kaifu1]

I'm not the kind of person who "does good things". I'm more of a "does evil things" kind of guy. So, if you make one of these pointless calls, you're really telling me you don't feel like playing my game anymore.

Usually, I won't ban the caller. In the interest of cruelty, I simply tell them that "[GM]Dave" doesn't exist and then I adjust their character a little.

I open up their character information and add in a sweet new job ability: THzero. Instead of increasing drop rates, THzero reduces your drop rates on all high end items to 0.001 %.

I really hope the chance of meeting me is worth the hours you will spend camping NMs or HNMs only to get crappy drops. I also hope your LS doesn't find out you made such a stupid call and, in turn, cost them some very valuable items.

For your own sake and safety, I would suggest you stop making these calls. Either way, you lose and I win.


copied and pasted from [GM]Dave's blog... this explains so much.

[lolAerya]

roflmao damn, I should have never had made that call about that gil seller TT

[alanthiana]

Good one, Kai =p I didn't even catch that when I was reading [GM]Dave's blog lol

[ryujii]

I HIGHLY doubt GM Dave is real. I'm a GM in other games and let me tell you if he was a TRUE GM in FFXI, (provided this was a professional game XD) He would be fired so fast his head would spin.

I mean. I've gotten away with a LOT of 'shit' in terms of bein badass to players, but never ever would I get away with HALF the shit he 'gets away' with in his blog. I think the guy's bogus as last week's lasagna

[Kaifu1]

does it really matter?

I enjoy reading about it. thats all I care for.

[tarick]

no he's not real. It's the same guy who wrote a blog from the goblin smithy's point of view. I doubt he's a real goblin smithy either >.>

[Sosa]

You miss the point! If he's a [GM] he could totally turn himself into any monster in the game he wants... and think about it for a minute. Think about his personality...

What would you turn yourself into, if you were [GM]Dave? Fafnir? Jorgie? HELL no. What's fun about getting involved in HNM drama and getting beat on by 72 adventurers?

If you're a sadistic asshole that likes spreading pain and destruction among the noob players of the game... you're going to be... a GOBLIN SMITHY! It just makes sense. Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of low level adventurers like Goblins.

...yeah. It's a shame he's not real. - -;