OMG Funny as hell.

[Beren]

itachisasuke said:

I decided to rape an alchemist and it made everyone cry.

; ; the poor alchemist

[Ody]

I made statue of the Emperor’s true heir after doing the same to myself.

[lolAerya]

I made out with a Daedra to prevent future contact.
wtf is a daedra anyway? sounds like something really uggly
at least searching on google I found out liv taylor was a daedra goddess on some movie she played

[flyingsnow]

i made out with a poor miner in a drinking contest.

hmm, it could've happened

[Kǽne]

I ruthlessly attacked a Khajit with dandruff because I was hungry for some lovin.

[BS]

I imitated the emperor because I was aroused

[estara]

lmao

[Kaifu1]

I lost “you know what” to a Wood Elf with an attitude because I was hungry for some lovin.

... damn you Nauren.

[Yunalenne]

LMAO!!

I made out with the village idiot because of my depression problem.

Hmmmm......

[Ody]

the truth is coming out for some of you

[Beren]

I imitated every member of the Fighters Guild because I was aroused. O.o

[jerric]

I shot arrows at a Khajit with dandruff because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Thats messed up lol wtf is a Khajit? But "because it seemed like a good idea at the time." is i line i find myself thinking more and mroe these days.

[Kaifu1]

A Khajit is from (to my knowledge) a cat like creature from Morrwind. The are much like Mithra's... but more Cat ish then human with cat like features

[mistform]

Man some of these are funny as hell....Kaifu's is the funniest so far.

[flyingsnow]

ok, i wanted to do all of my friends and family and the best i could come up with was:

(for my friend "bad kitty" who used to have an account here due to boredom during class and a general liking to look at my computer instead of pay attention ) - i decided to rape everyone in town because i was aroused. O.o;

my other friend who likes to look at pictures from the boards:
i shot arrows at a necromancer for the puppies.

and that's it for me folks...