OMG Funny as hell.

[mistform]

I found this on some website...My sentence was "I licked every member of the Fighters Guild because my horse was going to die if I didn’t. lmao

post what your sentence is

FIND THE MONTH THAT YOU WERE BORN ON

January: I licked
February: I lost “you know what” to
March: I imitated
April: I gave a strange look to
May: I got drunk with
June: I ruthlessly attacked
July: I had to live with
August: I made out with
September: I made statue of
October: I decided to rape
November: I became angry at
December: I shot arrows at


FIND THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN ON

01: Gaenor
02: the Emperor
03: a scrib
04: my unicorn
05: my armored horse
06: a Daedra
07: every member of the Thieves Guild
08: every member of the Fighters Guild
09: every member of the Dark Brotherhood
10: everyone in town
11: a bandit
12: the Emperor’s true heir
13: a smelly Orc
14: a sweaty Nord
15: Fargoth
16: a Wood Elf with an attitude
17: Crassius Curio
18: a Khajit with dandruff
19: a warrior
20: a thief
21: Sellus Gravius
22: a barbarian
23: a mercenary
24: a ranger
25: an alchemist
26: a beggar
27: a poor miner
28: the village idiot
29: a necromancer
30: myself
31: a Kwama Queen


FIND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR USERNAME

A: to prevent my own death.
B: because I was aroused.
C: because I thought it might be kinda hot.
D: for personal satisfaction.
E: and made it smelled like cottage cheese.
F: in a drinking contest.
G: to get Fargoth jealous.
H: after doing the same to myself.
I: and it made everyone cry.
J: because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
K: because I was hungry for some lovin.
L: and everyone loved me from then on.
M: because my horse was going to die if I didn’t.
N: because he/she/they threatened to kill and eat my dog if I didn’t.
O: to impress the Emperor.
P: in an attempted suicide.
Q: because I didn’t think the Radiant AI would notice.
R: to prevent future contact.
S: for public recognition.
T: because the ugliness made me delusional.
U: because I thought everyone would love me for it.
V: for the puppies.
W: because Fargoth would’ve raped me if I hadn’t.
X: and I don’t regret it.
Y: because of my depression problems.
Z: because I thought it might be fun.

For example, mine would be
“I licked Fargoth because he threatened to kill and eat my dog if I didn’t.”
(Be sure to change he/she/they to the gender of whatever the sentence is talking about.) Enjoy!

[alanthiana]

I got drunk with a scrib to prevent my own death.

[mistform]

Hey aly your b-day is same a my real life friends

[alanthiana]

Just tell me that your friend's name isn't Jennifer, and we'll be okay =p

I actually grew up being friends with another girl named Jennifer, and both of us were born on May 3rd, 1981 lol

[Gamereaver]

I made out with the Emperor to get Fargoth jealous.

[estara]

I became angry at the village idiot and made it smell like cottage cheese.


that makes no sense >.>

[mistform]

lmao

[Fuyukissu]

I imitated a mercenary because Fargoth would’ve raped me if I hadn’t.

[Alcatos]

I got drunk with my armored horse because i thought it might be fun..

[cyberstorm]

I gave a strange look to Gaenor because I thought it might be kinda hot. -_-;

[Markus]

I lost "you know what" to Gaenor because my horse was going to die if I didnt. ><

[Nauren]

I decided to rape Fargoth because he threatened to eat my dog if I didn't......

[Markus]

nauren said:

I decided to rape Fargoth because he threatened to eat my dog if I didn't......

Yours makes perfect sense... I mean, you dont fuck with someones dog. But wtf does mine mean!

[Nauren]

"you know what" = ass virginity

[Itachisasuke]

I decided to rape an alchemist and it made everyone cry.