Post by tarick on Jan 28, 2006 14:05:44 GMT -5
I'll prolly post a few off this thread....
A Ninja, a Thief, and a Ranger hi-jack the boat from Selbina to Mhaura one day, at knife point, gun point, and with the Ninja threatening to blow himself up, along with the boat.
The three of them start stealing everyones' gil and warp scrolls.
Until they get to the Samurai. The Samurai trying to be a hero, uses Meikyo Shisui , and starts to use his weapon skills on the Thief. That's when the BLM uses Manafont so he can Magic burst on the Samurais Weapon Skill, and the RDM uses Chainspell.
However the Thief used Perfect Dodge to avoid being hit from the Samurai's Weaponskills, and that's when the Ranger killed the Black Mage with Eagle Eye Shot, and almost uses Barrage on the RDM, but the RDM had Chainspell on and warps out of there Asap.
The Thief and Ranger then warp out of there, and that's when the Ninja blows up in front of the Samurai, killing himself, the Samurai, and blows up the boat. The Samurai at least dies an honorable death by not giving into terrorists.
The Paladin unable to save the Samurai saves everyone else from the explosion with Cover and Invincible.
The Bard knows that he is going to die, sinks with the boat while singing and playing music, like a scene from Titanic.
Everyone is now stuck in the water.
The White Mage says to everyone "{Teleport-Mea} {Do you need it?} 5000Gil {Can I have it?}"
Everyone obviously being broke because the Thief, Ranger, and Ninja jacked them all...
The White Mage uses Benediction(For no apparent reason except everyone hates him already, so why not hate him some more), and teleports out of there.
The Paladin's heavy armor weighs him down, and the Paladin gets tired trying to stay afloat; eventually sinks and drowns to the bottom of the ocean. He too dies an honorable death saving everyone else's life.
The Warrior grabs two pieces of wood, and uses his Mighty strikes, and paddles his way back to Mhaura quickly.
The Monk uses his hundred fists, and swims back to Mhaura quickly.
The Beastmaster charms a nearby Pugil, gets Familiar with it, and latches onto him and gets dragged back to Mhaura.
The Summoner calls Leviathan and grabs his tail and Levaithan uses Tidal wave, and they ride their way back to Mhaura.
So... Now we're left with a Dragoon and a Dark Knight.
The Dragoon turns to the Dark Knight and says "LFP {Please Invite Me}"
Dark Knight uses Last Resort
Dark Knight uses Soul Eater
Dark Knight uses Blood Weapon...
So what did we learn?
The President did nothing.
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What's funnier then a dead Elvaan?
A dead Elvaan in a clown suit.
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Ailbeche is running around N. Sandy as he normally does as he stops and sees a DRG in full AF. Excited he asks "Wow Mr., are you an honest to goodness DRG?" The DRG smiles and says "Why, yes, yes I am. Would you like to wear my helmet and play for a bit?" Ailbeche without hesitation takes it, thanks the DRG and promises to bring it back later and goes off to play.
A few minutes later he notices a MNK standing by the cathedral in full AF.
Ailbeche: "Wow! Are you really a MNK?"
Monk: "Yes, yes I am. Would you like to shine my shoes?"
Ailbeche laughs and says "Oh no Mr. I'm not really a DRG, I'm just wearing his helmet."
A Ninja, a Thief, and a Ranger hi-jack the boat from Selbina to Mhaura one day, at knife point, gun point, and with the Ninja threatening to blow himself up, along with the boat.
The three of them start stealing everyones' gil and warp scrolls.
Until they get to the Samurai. The Samurai trying to be a hero, uses Meikyo Shisui , and starts to use his weapon skills on the Thief. That's when the BLM uses Manafont so he can Magic burst on the Samurais Weapon Skill, and the RDM uses Chainspell.
However the Thief used Perfect Dodge to avoid being hit from the Samurai's Weaponskills, and that's when the Ranger killed the Black Mage with Eagle Eye Shot, and almost uses Barrage on the RDM, but the RDM had Chainspell on and warps out of there Asap.
The Thief and Ranger then warp out of there, and that's when the Ninja blows up in front of the Samurai, killing himself, the Samurai, and blows up the boat. The Samurai at least dies an honorable death by not giving into terrorists.
The Paladin unable to save the Samurai saves everyone else from the explosion with Cover and Invincible.
The Bard knows that he is going to die, sinks with the boat while singing and playing music, like a scene from Titanic.
Everyone is now stuck in the water.
The White Mage says to everyone "{Teleport-Mea} {Do you need it?} 5000Gil {Can I have it?}"
Everyone obviously being broke because the Thief, Ranger, and Ninja jacked them all...
The White Mage uses Benediction(For no apparent reason except everyone hates him already, so why not hate him some more), and teleports out of there.
The Paladin's heavy armor weighs him down, and the Paladin gets tired trying to stay afloat; eventually sinks and drowns to the bottom of the ocean. He too dies an honorable death saving everyone else's life.
The Warrior grabs two pieces of wood, and uses his Mighty strikes, and paddles his way back to Mhaura quickly.
The Monk uses his hundred fists, and swims back to Mhaura quickly.
The Beastmaster charms a nearby Pugil, gets Familiar with it, and latches onto him and gets dragged back to Mhaura.
The Summoner calls Leviathan and grabs his tail and Levaithan uses Tidal wave, and they ride their way back to Mhaura.
So... Now we're left with a Dragoon and a Dark Knight.
The Dragoon turns to the Dark Knight and says "LFP {Please Invite Me}"
Dark Knight uses Last Resort
Dark Knight uses Soul Eater
Dark Knight uses Blood Weapon...
So what did we learn?
The President did nothing.
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What's funnier then a dead Elvaan?
A dead Elvaan in a clown suit.
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Ailbeche is running around N. Sandy as he normally does as he stops and sees a DRG in full AF. Excited he asks "Wow Mr., are you an honest to goodness DRG?" The DRG smiles and says "Why, yes, yes I am. Would you like to wear my helmet and play for a bit?" Ailbeche without hesitation takes it, thanks the DRG and promises to bring it back later and goes off to play.
A few minutes later he notices a MNK standing by the cathedral in full AF.
Ailbeche: "Wow! Are you really a MNK?"
Monk: "Yes, yes I am. Would you like to shine my shoes?"
Ailbeche laughs and says "Oh no Mr. I'm not really a DRG, I'm just wearing his helmet."
