Temp's college years.

[Vindication]

Funny room-mate confession.

www.collegehumor.com/article:1795542

Last year I thought I had the best roommate of all time. He would always bring food, booze, and let me play his videogames. He seemed like a nice guy. All my friends accepted him, and we started to really get along. Then near the end of the fall semester I started to notice something off. I'm not lying, I woke up one night at like 2 in the morning and saw that he was in the living room, naked, rubbing his junk all over the furniture. I was so embarrassed that I didn't even know what to say, so I just went back to sleep, and he never knew I saw him. I thought it might be a one time thing. Maybe he was sleep walking? Then another night, I woke up again at around the same time as before, walked out and saw that he was again naked, rubbing his stuff all over the furniture. I woke myself up every night at 2 in the morning, crept out, and saw him rubbing his junk on the furniture. He did this for 2 weeks in a row and I never said anything out of embarrassment. Then one night, I crept out to see him naked as usual, only this time he was rubbing his junk all over our food. Our food god dammit! I couldn't let this go so I shouted "Hey what the hell are you doing" and he got so freaked out that he started to cry. He said that he has some kind of problem, something about OCD. He then said he's been rubbing his junk over everything in the apartment since the beginning of the school year. My clothes, my books, my bed, he even said he almost t-bagged me once when I was sleeping. Obviously I moved out, and never saw the guy again. Hope he's a lot better now and not rubbing his balls over everything.

[udderlicious]

Is that why you keep calling Temp Mr Tbag?

[Nauren]

Maybe the roomate had a hot girlfriend and he was marking his territory with his pheramones?

Temp only rubs his sack on females.