Post by Satan's Gift on Dec 7, 2009 20:06:13 GMT -5
Saw this on the forums and i LOLed so hard...it's so true in so many ways...
This Is Your raid
Mr Dependable - Shows up to EVERY raid, only time he missed was when his mom died and even then he was only late. His dps/healing/whatever is pretty so-so but hey, at least he shows up.
The Really Nice Girl - Sure she does 2.5k dps in your hard modes, key turns/clicks her moves slowly, but hey, shes really, really nice. She gives out all sorts of nice cooking recipes in guild chat. Usually the GF of someone integral like the main tank or the GM.
The Really Hawt Girl - Pretty much the same as the nice girl, except all the lonely warcraft dudes are hitting on her the whole raid. All the other female players are nice to her, but hate her behind her back.
The GM - 32 going on 45. Has an ulcer, likes to hit on the hawt girl and writes all kinds of terrible stuff in the officer channel.
That One Amazing Player - You know, that one guy, he's a statistic major in college and plays jazz piano, consequently he's great at WoW. Has gotten bored with the game so he just shows up when new content drops and owns everyone, then disappears again. Makes his own addons and his UI looks like a StarWars movie.
The Meter Wh0res - They try to pew pew so hard and flex epeen. Sometimes has a tendency to die in fires. Usually plays a rogue or dps warrior and thinks their amazing at pvp when theyre just above decent with an OP class.
The Alt Guy - Has a level 80 everything and wants you to help gear them ALL. Has geared up his main(s) and wants to start raiding on his new alt next week.
The Lovebirds - The couple that will only play together no matter what the scenario.
That One Cocky Paladin - Usually a tank or ret pally and thinks he's amazingly skillful with his 4 button mashing. Secretly used to use the 1 button macro until a few months ago.
The Kid - decent player, but goddamn, doesnt he sound like hes 11.
The Comedian - Hes got a joke for everything and has the guild page filled with nonsense. Sometimes funny, but lotsa times, notsomuch.
The Oldster - Hard to believe, but they sound like they're 60. Usually a pretty mediocre player with really, really slow reactions. Does decent on stand up fights with 0 movement and 0 target switches though.
The PVPer - He raids super hard until he gets that high end weapon/trinket/etc. he needs than he disappears, only logging in at 2 in the morning for arenas. Why is this guy in a raid guild again? oright. Usually a pretty good player so the officers have a tough time getting the balls to boot him.
This Is Your raid
Mr Dependable - Shows up to EVERY raid, only time he missed was when his mom died and even then he was only late. His dps/healing/whatever is pretty so-so but hey, at least he shows up.
The Really Nice Girl - Sure she does 2.5k dps in your hard modes, key turns/clicks her moves slowly, but hey, shes really, really nice. She gives out all sorts of nice cooking recipes in guild chat. Usually the GF of someone integral like the main tank or the GM.
The Really Hawt Girl - Pretty much the same as the nice girl, except all the lonely warcraft dudes are hitting on her the whole raid. All the other female players are nice to her, but hate her behind her back.
The GM - 32 going on 45. Has an ulcer, likes to hit on the hawt girl and writes all kinds of terrible stuff in the officer channel.
That One Amazing Player - You know, that one guy, he's a statistic major in college and plays jazz piano, consequently he's great at WoW. Has gotten bored with the game so he just shows up when new content drops and owns everyone, then disappears again. Makes his own addons and his UI looks like a StarWars movie.
The Meter Wh0res - They try to pew pew so hard and flex epeen. Sometimes has a tendency to die in fires. Usually plays a rogue or dps warrior and thinks their amazing at pvp when theyre just above decent with an OP class.
The Alt Guy - Has a level 80 everything and wants you to help gear them ALL. Has geared up his main(s) and wants to start raiding on his new alt next week.
The Lovebirds - The couple that will only play together no matter what the scenario.
That One Cocky Paladin - Usually a tank or ret pally and thinks he's amazingly skillful with his 4 button mashing. Secretly used to use the 1 button macro until a few months ago.
The Kid - decent player, but goddamn, doesnt he sound like hes 11.
The Comedian - Hes got a joke for everything and has the guild page filled with nonsense. Sometimes funny, but lotsa times, notsomuch.
The Oldster - Hard to believe, but they sound like they're 60. Usually a pretty mediocre player with really, really slow reactions. Does decent on stand up fights with 0 movement and 0 target switches though.
The PVPer - He raids super hard until he gets that high end weapon/trinket/etc. he needs than he disappears, only logging in at 2 in the morning for arenas. Why is this guy in a raid guild again? oright. Usually a pretty good player so the officers have a tough time getting the balls to boot him.
