1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Rick needs a massage." Good start.
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Rick looks like he's plotting some evil deed." Sshhhh, it's a secret.
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Rick does all the work." So true.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Rick hates Carbon Sequestration." Hate is too strong a word, Google. I would prefer us to cut down the amount of CO2 we generate so sequestration wouldn't be necessary, that's all.
5: Type in "[your name] goes to" in Google search:
"Rick Goes To Brussels." I've been to Brussels. It's very nice. There's a famous statue / water feature of a boy peeing, it's fantastic.
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Rick Loves Ilsa." <3 Ilsa. Whom i have yet to meet.
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Rick Eats Dog Food." You lie Google, you fucking lie!"
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Rick has lost his stick, but it's only used for poking a bat." Hahaha.
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
"Rick died a little bit with every guy who died under his command." This must be from back when i was in 'Nam. >.>
10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
"Rick will show viewers all of the basic steps." Clearly from the blurb of the back of my latest work-out dvd.