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Jan 26, 2006 2:46:51 GMT -5
Post by isabo on Jan 26, 2006 2:46:51 GMT -5
In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Anonymous
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Jan 27, 2006 11:38:40 GMT -5
Post by _Code on Jan 27, 2006 11:38:40 GMT -5
"Little angel go away Come again some other day The devil has my ear today I'll never hear a word you say He promised I would find a little solace And some piece of mind Whatever just as long as I don't feel so
Desperate and Ravenous"
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Jan 27, 2006 11:43:25 GMT -5
Post by tarick on Jan 27, 2006 11:43:25 GMT -5
"Little angel go away Come again some other day The devil has my ear today I'll never hear a word you say He promised I would find a little solace And some piece of mind Whatever just as long as I don't feel so Desperate and Ravenous" So weak and powerless, Over you . . . Eye on what i'm after I don't need another friend Nod and watch your lips move If you need me to pretend Because clever got me this far Then tricky got me in I'll take just what I came for Then I'm out the door again
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Jan 27, 2006 12:26:48 GMT -5
Post by _Code on Jan 27, 2006 12:26:48 GMT -5
Easy ones... dont make me break out the shit from bands you've never heard of.
Sorry, its a very Maynard day.
"You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised when hear your own eulogy? (He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. 2x)
Coome down. Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr! "
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Apr 19, 2006 17:03:15 GMT -5
Post by _Code on Apr 19, 2006 17:03:15 GMT -5
Resurrecting Old Threads FTW!
"I have made but one prayer to God, a small one "Oh Lord make my enemies rediculous" and he granted it." ---Voltaire
"Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies." -- Voltaire
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Apr 19, 2006 17:32:07 GMT -5
Post by shalyn on Apr 19, 2006 17:32:07 GMT -5
Some Descartes for ya: "The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues."
“It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.”
"An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?” _________________________ "Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." - R.D. Laing
"I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" - Frank Zappa on Censorship
......more where that came from! *lol*
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Apr 19, 2006 17:52:31 GMT -5
Post by estara on Apr 19, 2006 17:52:31 GMT -5
woo! I got some rich ones! "Rake the muck this way, rake the muck that way -- it will always be muck. Have I sinned, or have I not sinned -- what does Heaven get out of it? In the time I am brooding over it I could be stringing pearls for the delight of Heaven." "The origin of all conflict between me and my fellow-men is that I do not say what I mean, and I do not do what I say." "Any natural act, if hallowed, leads to God..." "God does not say: 'This way leads to me and that does not,' but he says: 'Whatever you do may be a way to me, provided you do it in such a way that it leads you to me.'" "'Everyone has in him something precious that is in no one else." But this precious something in a man is revealed to him only if he truly perceives his strongest feeling, his central wish, that in him which stirs his inmost being." "All men have access to God, but each man has a different access." "...There is a sterile kind of heart-searching, which leads to nothing but self-torture, despair, and still deeper enmeshment." Martin Buber, from The Way of Man found for free here.
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Apr 19, 2006 19:15:14 GMT -5
Post by Sosa on Apr 19, 2006 19:15:14 GMT -5
I shouldn't even have to quote the source on these.
"We do not currently intend on weakening current jobs to make others more attractive, but on strengthening them."
"The maintenance will last approximately 8 hours."
"Upper Jeuno will be recivign emergency maintenance in the shortly. Please do not log out in Upper Jeuno as this may cause your character data to be erased."
"The Search and Auction House functions are currently out of service. Service should be restored by approximately June 11th of 2008."
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May 16, 2006 11:12:14 GMT -5
Post by _Code on May 16, 2006 11:12:14 GMT -5
The key to happiness is stupidity. If you weren't born stupid, there are various brands of alcohol that can assist you in finding your inner `village idiot'.
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May 26, 2006 11:13:54 GMT -5
Post by _Code on May 26, 2006 11:13:54 GMT -5
Listen to the tales and romanticize, How we follow the path of the hero. Boast about the day when the rivers overrun. How we rise to the height of our halo.
Listen to the tales as we all rationalize Our way into the arms of the savior, Feigning all the trials and the tribulations; None of us have actually been there. Not like you.
Ignorant fibbers in the congregation Gather around spewing sympathy, Spare me. None of them can even hold a candle up to you. Blinded by choices, hypocrites won't [seek / see].
But, enough about the collective Judas. Who could deny you were the one who [would have made it, / illuminated] You'll have a piece of the divine.
And this little light of mine, the gift you passed on to me; I'll let it shine to guide you safely on your way, Your way home ...
Oh, what are they going to do when the lights go down Without you to guide them all to Zion? What are they going to do when the rivers overrun Other than tremble incessantly?
High as a wave, but I'll rise on up off the ground. You [are / were] the light and the way, they'll only read about. I only pray, [Heaven / God] knows when to lift you out. Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough, you're going home.
You're the only one who can hold your head up high, Shake your fists at the gates saying: "I have come home now! Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father. Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended. It's time now! My time now! Give me my, give me my wings!"
Give me my wings!
You are the light and way, that they will only read about.
Set as I am in my ways and my arrogance, Burden of proof tossed upon the believers. You were the witness, my eyes, my evidence, Judith Marie, unconditional one.
Daylight dims leaving cold fluorescence. Difficult to see you in this light. Please forgive this bold suggestion: Should you see your Maker's face tonight, Look Him in the eye, look Him in the eye, and tell Him: I never lived a lie, never took a life, but surely saved one. Hallelujah, it's time for you to bring me home.
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May 26, 2006 18:23:17 GMT -5
Post by Markus on May 26, 2006 18:23:17 GMT -5
A thug changes Love rearranges And best friends become strangers
-Nas
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May 26, 2006 18:24:49 GMT -5
Post by Sosa on May 26, 2006 18:24:49 GMT -5
Words to live by...
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May 27, 2006 21:17:53 GMT -5
Post by Yunaleska on May 27, 2006 21:17:53 GMT -5
Have you heard this one?
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
… … … THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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May 27, 2006 22:36:39 GMT -5
Post by jerric on May 27, 2006 22:36:39 GMT -5
I love it...
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Aug 18, 2006 15:53:48 GMT -5
Post by _Code on Aug 18, 2006 15:53:48 GMT -5
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." -Richard Dawkins
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