For Tork

[Dinendal]

Jun 2, 2008 17:25:44 GMT -5 Capziell said:

Maybe if we get her mad enough there will be a rash of firings to hear about later. Followed by guilt glitter to boost morale.

Maybe on your end, but on my end there will be a hair toss followed by a "hmpf" followed by the silent treatment. All in all, a standard reaction to being involved in something that pisses her off.

[Aeri]

wow..just wow.


i go do some work, and this is what I come back to.

and yes, there will be a rash of firings, since we are now told we cannot "convince" someone to quit instead of being axed. but i digress.

Ohio is still the midwest, feet are still awful, and glitter is still the most wonderful artsy crafty item ever created. Cap is still a brat, Din will get the silent treatment and requisite hair toss as expected, and Tork is still wrong.

the end.

[Dinendal]

Just to prove how "great" we are in Ohio, I found these while searching for a map that did not include Ohio as part of the Midwest.

• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
• Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. (Sadly)
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

Bay Village

• It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.

Bexley

• Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

Clinton County

• Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.

Cleveland

• It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license
• Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

Columbus

• It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (Going to try it this week)

Fairview Park

• It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.
• Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.

Ironton

• Cross-dressing is against the law.

Lima

• Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.

Lowell

• It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.

Marion

• You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

North Canton

• It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

McDonald

• Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.

Oxford

• It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Paulding

• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

Toledo

• Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

Strongsville

• Catch 22 is banned.

Youngstown

• Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
• You may not run out of gas.

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Jun 2, 2008 17:58:30 GMT -5 Aeri said:

Din will get the silent treatment and requisite hair toss as expected,

But first will get paid to sit here for the next hour and read the forums.

[-=[Tork]=-]

The void's major exports: Sadness, LIES! and doom.

[Dinendal]

[Vixelle]

Jun 2, 2008 18:12:46 GMT -5 -=[Tork]=- said:

The void's major exports: Sadness, LIES! and doom.

Sass and glitter too! Gosh, how could you forget those?!


(<3 you aeri!)

[-=[Tork]=-]

My bad!

lol dine that gave me a good chuckle

[Aeri]

...so much Ohio hate, really.

Tork, I found a tourism advertisement for you:




and if I could, I would douse this post in glitter so when you read it, it would get all over your keyboard and forever make all your keys shiny. Sheesh... and you guys wonder why I get sassy.

[-=[Tork]=-]

You know to address the situation at hand we have to realise that definitions change over a period of time. Perhaps you know like before world war II Ohio was the Midwest but things change.... I mean if you want to get down to it why not just say Nebraska is part of the Louisiana purchase. I have to say that Nebraska being a midwest state would be up for debate because it borders the great plains and certainly doesn't have a concrete argument for saying its all part of the midwest....

If you lived in Nebraska you'd know past lincolin its pretty much nothing like the midwest. Ohio in my opinion has shifted as the typical boundaries of the Midwest have shifted towards the west. To find even one argument aganist Ohio being in the midwest is evidence of that and I have read that a lot of people don't really consider Ohio part of the midwest. you guys are like the midwest outsiders. Screaming from the outside to let you in but all the other states don't even consider you part of the midwest. We could take a sruvey of people in the guild who live in the midwest and ask them. Is ohio part of the midwest? and I bet it'd be a NO or a grey maybe.

in any case I'm curious, if you lost your midwest status would that like shatter your reality.... i mean The Void's reality?


(all in good fun )

[Dinendal]

Now we can let Ody off the hook.

[Aeri]

it would not shatter my reality....i am merely arguing for the sake of arguing at this point. the map i posted was recent, sillykins, not prior to WWII.

and just to show you how awesome a buckeye is... meet Brutus:



much better, than say, any mascot nebraska can provide.

[-=[Tork]=-]

That is really freaking creepy

[Aeri]

creepily awesome, you mean.

[Dinendal]

Jun 2, 2008 19:45:44 GMT -5 -=[Tork]=- said:

That is really freaking creepy

No, that's creepy.