rhavvyn
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Post by rhavvyn on Jun 6, 2008 11:39:03 GMT -5
Gah, just reading about the toe nail clipping made me shudder in abject horror. *shudders again at the thought* Maybe you ought to take note from the movie "Real Genius." Get Val Kilmer to sneak into Tork's home, put a huge jiffy pop thingy in the living room and use a guided laser to set it off. You know, give him a taste of that fresh popped corny goodness that can be found in the midwest.  |
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Post by Aeri on Jun 6, 2008 11:46:24 GMT -5
lol, rhav..what's sad is i know exactly what you are talking about in that movie.
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rhavvyn
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Post by rhavvyn on Jun 6, 2008 11:51:57 GMT -5
*grins* Well, that was the first thing that popped into my head when I was reading the latest posts.
Wonder if they could add caramel and make balls out of the stuff. Betcha that Tork would be really popular with the neighborhood come Halloween.
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Post by -=[Tork]=- on Jun 6, 2008 12:01:43 GMT -5
who doesn't that movie was awesome!
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Post by Aeri on Jun 7, 2008 12:56:57 GMT -5
yummy, Tork! eat up, lil' dude!  |
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Post by -=[Tork]=- on Jun 7, 2008 13:00:47 GMT -5
that is so freaking gross, I think i threw up a little
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Post by Jonathan on Jun 7, 2008 13:15:03 GMT -5
it's just beans and toast >.> not that I'd eat it..
p.s. Beans are better with maple syrup I bet
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rhavvyn
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Post by rhavvyn on Jun 8, 2008 18:34:25 GMT -5
Hmm, baked beans...makes me want to post today's cup of coffee.
6 shots freshly brewed percolated espresso
2 shots International Delight Sweet Italian Cream coffee creamer
1 to 2 tablespoons of the Big Train Vanilla Bean powder
Mix together in a coffee cup.
Drink
Experience a caffeine high so intense that your eyes bounce, ears vibrate, and the coffee is strong enough to cover your body in hair, rip it all off and then knit you a sweater.
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Post by Aeri on Jun 10, 2008 9:59:58 GMT -5
this explains so much about the government...the president gets his corn from nebraska!  darn you nebraska! |
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Post by Vixelle on Jun 10, 2008 10:14:32 GMT -5
this explains so much about the government...the president gets his corn from nebraska! darn you nebraska! I think he looks angry. Maybe he is plotting the invasion and demise of Nebraska as we speak. Shake the corn some more Mr Bush! |
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Post by Capziell on Jun 10, 2008 10:31:28 GMT -5
He does look angry. That corn must have really pissed him off. I'm scared of what he might do with that. I also fear for the safety of the Midwest. Fortunately he is pretty much a lame duck so I think they're off the hook. Not that Ohio would have been caught up in any of that >.>
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Post by ambrrleigh on Jun 10, 2008 12:20:16 GMT -5
this explains so much about the government...the president gets his corn from nebraska! darn you nebraska! I think he looks angry. Maybe he is plotting the invasion and demise of Nebraska as we speak. Shake the corn some more Mr Bush! if u ask me it looks like he ate the corn and he is either A - Got the walking farts. OR B - Is very constipated. Just look at that face..thats a face like omg i gotta poo. |
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Post by Aeri on Jun 10, 2008 12:43:57 GMT -5
if u ask me it looks like he ate the corn and he is either A - Got the walking farts. OR B - Is very constipated. Just look at that face..thats a face like omg i gotta poo. actually, I think he's more like "Damn, why doesn't this pen work?" |
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Post by Dinendal on Jun 10, 2008 18:04:18 GMT -5
"We must protect the security of our nation's national resources. In a prevention effort to prevent terrorist from terrorizing our cornified fields, I have created a new security department to look after security."
BTW, WTF is wrong with that corn? Is he discussing problems with crops or did he really take a big bite out of it raw?
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